Don’t hide the truth!

But where to start, you ask? You can start here.

It is – and I say this completely without exaggeration – the greatest collection of short fiction that has ever been crafted in the history of human history. So you should buy it.

You’re going to need a hardhat.

Let me know what you think!

I have also written a Christmas story. If all goes well, you may be able to read it in a few weeks. If not, I’ll have to hang on to it and try to sell it next year, since I didn’t write it until yesterday. Christmas holiday themed things have a rather narrow window of only about half a year, you know.

I just received the following missive from Frank of A Thousand Faces.

First things first: the reason for the holiday. A heartfelt THANK YOU to
all the real heroes, past and present, putting their life on the line to
preserve our rights to make up silly stories about masks and capes.

And, to celebrate, Lulu is offering up a nice ONE DAY ONLY 20.10% discount
on all orders placed today!

Head over to the Thousand Faces webstore –

http://www.lulu.com/thousand-faces –

and use coupon code VETSDAY305 at the checkout!

If you haven’t picked up any of the prior issues of the book, you should do so now! In particular, I recommend Issue Four, where you will find a superhero story of epic proportions with my name on it!

Sherlock enjoyed chewing me out a little for writing a story with such difficult names, and deservedly so. I can check “get called a git by a real Briton” off my bucket list. Next: Piss off Alan Moore with a film adaptation of Captain Britain.

Anyway, you should go give it a listen, even if maybe you read the story back in the day. Audio podcast markets are something I’d like to penetrate more, when I get around to it. I never seem to have something that’s the right length.

I unfortunately can’t make the official release party/reading in Canada (next weekend, I believe – if you’re in the Vancouver area you should check it out). But, I will be attempting to organize a local reading and signing, since there are several of us locally who have stories in the book. I didn’t get much response from the big booksellers last year, but I have found a local bookstore that might be amenable. Now that I have info on the book I’ll head over there sometime and see about scheduling an event.

And now I’m off to work for another 11-hour day. Guh.

Update – I immensely enjoy that Jim Hartley left a curmudgeonly “get off my lawn, damn kids!”-style comment. It fits the story perfectly.

In the meantime, enjoy as I brutally devour Stephanie.