Jul
23
2010
Daily Sketches
The captain wrung his hands and pleaded with the inspector. "Please, sir, there is nothing illegal here. We are but humble slave traders!" - 09/08/2010
Fritz crawled from the pod, now only six months old. "It works!" cried Nada. "Yeah," Keenan said, "but who wants to go through that again?" - 09/06/2010
The dragon queen dumped the twitching pile of armor before the eager hatchlings. "Careful," she cooed to them, "the edges can be sharp." - 08/31/2010
"What's that last bit of code say?" Carl peered at the screen, squinting to read the dense block of text. "Um, slash...univer-" - 08/26/2010
The Krool Admiral peered down at the blue orb below. "They named their planet...dirt? Well, now I don't feel so bad. Commence attack." - 08/24/2010
The mayor wiped his brow. "Listen, I'm not going to let of couple of headless corpses ruin the tourist season. Spring break is in a week!" - 08/23/2010
"These Augments threaten the value of our natural limbs and ruin competition!" An aluminum hand lifted. "That's 'Cyborg-American,' please." - 08/13/2010
"But what if it destroys the universe?" Harold asked. The Professor poked at the control panel. "Don't worry, that hardly ever happens." - 08/11/2010
Attn Gen Halleck Enemy engaged 4 Aug STOP massive casualties STOP reinforcements needed STOP lizardmen partisans reported among Confederates - 08/06/2010
Her lighter illuminated new dents in the airlock. "You're wasting air." She blew smoke in my face. Outside, something scraped at the door. - 08/03/2010
“The stairs are gone! The stairs are gone and we’re stuck in here with a goddamn killer!”
— Hamon, AftershocksAllies and Enemies
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