For Jens
(with apologies from Warren Ellis)
4 Responses to “For Jens”
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December 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Alex:
The instant I saw this, I thought of at least eight or ten salacious puns to hurl at you.
But then I decided to take the high road.
So you’ll just have to imagine what I would have said (and I have driven men to gibbering idiocy with the power of my puns).
December 15th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
lol!
I will always take the low road, given the opportunity.
December 15th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Aigo!
My brain.
December 15th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
My work here is done.