Dec
15
2009
For Jens
(with apologies from Warren Ellis)
Daily Sketches
Lisa stood at the Ancient Iceman Exhibit. Her fingers danced across the ice, leaving cracks in their wake. "Wake up, lover," she breathed. - 07/27/2010
To: sir.hatchet@evil.org RE: WTF? THERE WERE 15 OF HIM!!!: Mr. Multiple counts as only one kill; thus, quota for the month has not been met. - 07/23/2010
"This looks great!" said Jess as he read the contract. His bandmates shifted uncomfortably. The singer tilted an empty soul jar toward Jess. - 07/21/2010
Servos buzzed and the mechanical hand made its first small unprogrammed movements. "Is...is it flipping us off?" one of the techs asked. - 07/13/2010
Dr. Johns looked up from the microscope and removed his glasses. "Gentlemen, the superman does exist, and he is microbial specimen 153AB-6." - 07/12/2010
Kellee blinked at the sun and huddled close to the fire, thinking of the legends of times when the sun still burned brighter than the moon. - 07/09/2010
The Lt. consulted the historical texts and nodded. The redcoat sniper hefted the laser rifle and took aim on powdered hair and false teeth. - 07/05/2010
Sir Rowan tugged on his shield and drew his sword. "Steady on, lads, I've got this one. But should I die, make sure my son gets my jetpack." - 06/30/2010
"Welcome to the land of liberty!" cried the border patrol officer, gesturing to empty streets. "If you need work, check with local prisons!" - 06/28/2010
Jimmy crawled the the edge of the crater, peering down through binoculars. "I knew it!" In the basin, all his lost toys stood in a circle. - 06/23/2010
“Son of a bitch with a shotgun, third counter. Deposits only, I guess.”
— Russell, StragglersAllies and Enemies
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