For Jordan

Just to aim for the most annoying story possible for Jordan over at Every Day Fiction:

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Hospital bills for broken rib: $800

Therapy costs for traumatized child: $300  an hour

Ginsu knife to make sure the bastard never does it again: priceless

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I expect my acceptance notice shortly. ;)

Edit: oops, just realized I went with “abusive spouse” rather than “cheating spouse.” That, clearly, calls for an entirely different story.

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Magnifying glass to spot the glitter and mysterious blond hairs: $25

Private detective fees to confirm suspicions: $150 an hour

Ginsu knife to make sure the bastard never does it again: priceless

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