Nov
5
2008
Why Pews Don’t Come With Pistols
Friend Stephanie has a new flash piece up over at Every Day Fiction. Check it out!
Hmm, seems to be kind of a wedding theme here lately.
Daily Sketches
"What's that last bit of code say?" Carl peered at the screen, squinting to read the dense block of text. "Um, slash...univer-" - 08/26/2010
The Krool Admiral peered down at the blue orb below. "They named their planet...dirt? Well, now I don't feel so bad. Commence attack." - 08/24/2010
The mayor wiped his brow. "Listen, I'm not going to let of couple of headless corpses ruin the tourist season. Spring break is in a week!" - 08/23/2010
"These Augments threaten the value of our natural limbs and ruin competition!" An aluminum hand lifted. "That's 'Cyborg-American,' please." - 08/13/2010
"But what if it destroys the universe?" Harold asked. The Professor poked at the control panel. "Don't worry, that hardly ever happens." - 08/11/2010
Attn Gen Halleck Enemy engaged 4 Aug STOP massive casualties STOP reinforcements needed STOP lizardmen partisans reported among Confederates - 08/06/2010
Her lighter illuminated new dents in the airlock. "You're wasting air." She blew smoke in my face. Outside, something scraped at the door. - 08/03/2010
Lisa stood at the Ancient Iceman Exhibit. Her fingers danced across the ice, leaving cracks in their wake. "Wake up, lover," she breathed. - 07/27/2010
To: sir.hatchet@evil.org RE: WTF? THERE WERE 15 OF HIM!!!: Mr. Multiple counts as only one kill; thus, quota for the month has not been met. - 07/23/2010
"This looks great!" said Jess as he read the contract. His bandmates shifted uncomfortably. The singer tilted an empty soul jar toward Jess. - 07/21/2010
Beyond the transparent hull above the crowd, Virtuoso Of The Serious Combat (Ike was assured something was lost in the translation; he would argue that many things were lost in the translation when it came to Virtuoso Of The Serious Combat) rocked their fucking socks off.
— With the BandAllies and Enemies
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