Oct 20 2008

Apotheosis Cake Live!

My light, funny flash piece, Apotheosis Cake, is live over at Every Day Fiction. Check it out! There are already several excellent comments! Don’t these people sleep?

http://www.everydayfiction.com/apotheosis-cake-by-alexander-burns/

Oh, I just noticed the EDF Authors page is down. If you’re interested in my previous stories there, they can be found here and here.

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