Dec 7 2009

End of a (minor) era

Last Friday I decided to bring my little daily hint fiction exercise to an end. It was great to keep me writing during these past overtime-laden months, but it’s starting to become a chore. I need to get back to my regular writing. There are 73 little nano-stories over there. If I’d realized the number I might have churned out a couple more just to hit that nice round 75. A handful of them are actually good.

Oh, and I forgot to mention it before, but the talented Rumjhum Biswas wrote a nice article over on the Flash Fiction Chronicles that complements my “Make it Fun!” article.


Dec 4 2009

Sexy’s Back

Batgirl, art by Kevin Maguire

(Though I’m not sure it really left?)Nightwing, art by Jim Lee

I’m not even sure where to start on the topic of sexism in genre fiction. My purpose essentially is to defend genre fiction, though it’s kind of a damning defense. Really, there’s no winning for anyone on this topic. This post will likely be full of images of the cheesecake variety.

The first item I wanted to address is the idea that it’s a one-way streak. Women aren’t the only ones objectified in fiction. Is Power Girl unrealistic? Maybe (though Gemma Atkinson might say otherwise), but when’s the last time I met someone that looked like Dick Grayson? And why does Namor go around wearing nothing but his underwear? Next you’re going to tell me David Boreanaz was cast for Buffy based on his acting talent. New Moon just made a babillion dollars because the producers have given up pretending the attraction isn’t all about hot shirtless dudes.

Madame Masque, art by Rags MoralesI’m not saying it’s not still lopsided. We’re much more likely to see an ugly male character than an ugly female. And female villains typically are gorgeous, as opposed to the archetype of the hideous male villain. Even Madame Masque, who has a terribly scarred face, hides her mutilation and has a fantastic body (and was beautiful before her injuries). In the current Iron Man cartoon they even remove the damage to her face entirely, and she’s just another cute girl. To be fair, art styles have changed, and even male villains more ugly back in the ’60s and earlier than they are today. Other than a sinister sneer and that terrible haircut, Norman Osbourne isn’t particularly unattractive. Doctor Doom and the Phantom of the Opera were rocking masks long before Whitney Frost.

I would say sword and sorcery fantasy art is even more complicated. Red Sonja is running around in a chain mail bikini, sure, but Conan is often wearing even less. And that princess is distress is awfully shapely for a long line of inbreeding and pretty darn clean for people living in an age where they thought bathing was for the birds. Is it better or worse that high fantasy art is often not even telling a story, and just marveling in the beauty of the setting and the human form?

Conan, art by Boris Vallejo of course

You could say that sexism is particularly bad in the comic book industry, a market in which the vast majority of both creators and audience is male. But I say thee nay! And this is where I bristle a little bit and get to the heart of what bothers me. People talk about science fiction and fantasy as though those are the only places sexist imagery exists. Who do they think they’re kidding?

Why yes, I would like some - wait, this is a trap, isn't it?

Why yes, I would like some - wait, this is a trap, isn't it? The redhead is hiding an axe or something.

I took a tour of a Hollywood studio a few years ago. There was a display that featured some of the clothes worn by the “Friends” stars. I’m pretty sure I could have wrapped both hands around Courteney Cox’s waist. Tiny! And this is an actual human being.

Not my first choice to take on Mr. Freeze, is all I'm saying

Not my first choice to take on Mr. Freeze, is all I'm saying

In some ways, it’s worse. If some comic book artist drew a superhero they way women are portrayed on, say, a fashion runway, I’d probably drop the book. Check out that image of Batgirl’s back I posted up top. Babs has some muscles. There is meat on those bones. She’s a superhero for gods’ sake.

Beyonce can’t sing, but she looks great doing it badly. In her prime, Britney Spears could bounce any number of bright shiny things off her abs, and we could watch her do it all day, but, again, no real talent (though she does got some mad dancing skills). Are those Victoria’s Secret ads aimed at my wife? I don’t think so. And Hollywood’s idea of a high school girl and what I remember from high school are vastly different.

It’s all fiction of some form or another. Fiction exaggerates life for entertainment purposes or to sell things (probably both). Genre fiction takes that exaggeration and adds more to it; when you punch someone, they don’t just get annoyed, they go flying through a wall. Spies have gadgets that allow them to see through walls and can shoot people half a mile away from a moving helicopter. It’s natural that human physiology is going to be exaggerrated as well. But please, critics out there, stop pretending like the exaggeration or the exploitation of the human form, male and female, is unique to our humble genre fiction, or worse. We’re not doing anything that the rest of the world isn’t already.

And since you can’t apparently discuss this topic without her:

Power Girl #1, art by Amanda Conner

I’m a big fan of Power Girl. I think in a lot of ways she’s a better role model for young girls than Wonder Woman, for various reasons. But all people ever see is that boob window. I’m also all for closing up said boob window, primarily for that reason.

I dunno. Am I just a chauvinist trying to excuse cheesecake? Am I looking too much at context instead of simply the images and how some of these characters appear to outsiders? Or simply totally crazy? Or do I simply think the world needs to get off our back and start looking at its own behavior more?


Nov 30 2009

Faces. Lots. A Thousand Even.

A Thousand Faces is having a sale for today only – everything is 25% off with the coupon code CYBERBOOKS. If you have any interest in superhero fiction you should check it out. Issue 4, featuring my story “Shades of Red” (as well as some great stories by Erin and Jens), is only $8.97, before the discount! These are great deals, people.

What also may be of interest is that the latest issue is out, featuring a story by Erin and holy cats now I see one by KC Ball as well.

Man alive. I’m the superhero guy and you’ve all left me in the dust. I need to get back on that.


Nov 25 2009

Happy Indian Wars Day!

(Evidently, Smallpox Blanket-Giving Day was taken already? I dunno.)

Hope everyone is (or will be) having a good Thanksgiving weekend. Ours should be fun – the wife and I will be hosting her family this year, and visiting my family (including a cousin who’s on leave from Afghanistan) on Saturday, then probably hanging out with some friends on Sunday. These friends have recently produced offspring which I’m told is “cute” and “life altering and/or affirming.” I shall put the new heir to the test! If she doesn’t bring me my food fast enough or change the television channel properly it won’t speak well of the reproductive process. And I don’t want to hear some “she’s only a few months old” nonsense!

Anyway, since you are just laying around in a turkey coma, you should go read this story by KC. It is excellent!

And also this one, by JR Hume, because it’s probably the best piece of flash I’ve read in a while.

I also found this article to be interesting. I have my own thoughts on sexism in genre fiction (which I think is often unfairly singled out for being sexist despite it simply being a reflection of our society as a whole). I may gather them up over this long weekend and post about it next week.


Nov 20 2009

Weary

Wanna bet?

Lest you think I was murdered at the horror festival last weekend, I do indeed still function!

I finished reading Mainspring, by Jay Lake. It’s pretty okay. It’s a fast read, and I enjoyed it well enough, but I felt like there wasn’t quite enough there for me to really sink my teeth into. The setting holds a lot of promise but the story didn’t end up exploring the parts of it that I was most intrigued to see. The villain, insofar as there was one, wasn’t particularly developed, either.

Anyway, if I can find it I’ve got a list of books I’ve been meaning to read. Onward!

Work should be returning more or less to normalcy next week, so I’m hoping to get back to writing. I have several stories that have been bugging me to be written, including one that is an expansion of the universe I created in “With the Band.”

In other news, my wife has fallen victim to the Twilight craze. I let her know that was like punching Shakespeare in the balls, but my anguish has gone ignored.

And just because it’s been a bright spot in my otherwise dreary week, I present the latest issue of Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie’s Phonogram.

Phonogram, Issue 5


Nov 13 2009

Oh the horror!

I’ll be at the Texas Blood Bath Film Festival this weekend. A friend was DP on Brain Dead, which is being featured on Saturday. Should be fun! If you’re in the Waco area you should check it out.

I’ll be taking my laptop along, in the hopes of getting a little writing done, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope. It appears that the work load at my day job is finally lightening somewhat, so maybe I’ll have a chance to get writing again soon. Of course they just laid another person off, so that could go either way I suppose.

Speaking of despair, a Twitter account is getting its own television series. In other news, I give up.


Nov 11 2009

The Importance of Fun

Work is killing me, so I really haven’t had any time to get much done. I have, however, managed to squeeze out an article for the Flash Fiction Chronicles. You can read it here.

I’m thinking of making a regular series of articles here about the sort of thing featured in that post. Each week feature something that I think is awesome to write about. I’d talk about why they are important to storytelling and point out what I think are a few good examples. Any interest in that?

Whatever attempt at NaNo I might have made is a complete bust. I simply haven’t had any time with all this overtime at work. But at lunch last week I managed what may be the first rough paragraph of a Chuck Chaykin novel. Enjoy. Continue reading


Nov 6 2009

With the Band up at EDF

My rock ‘n roll story IN SPAAAAACE! story is up over at Every Day Fiction. Check it out. Let me know what you think.

And now I’m off to work for another 11-hour day. Guh.

Update – I immensely enjoy that Jim Hartley left a curmudgeonly “get off my lawn, damn kids!”-style comment. It fits the story perfectly.


Nov 2 2009

Procrastinate!

I have a ba-billion (which, I believe, is slightly more than a gajillion) things to do, so I’ll make this fast!

Stephanie has a new story up over at Every Day Fiction. It is fun!

My new story, “With the Band,” will be up Friday!


Oct 30 2009

With the Band Sold!

After a minor rewrite, “With the Band” has been accepted by Every Day Fiction! It’s a fun story, I think. There is a band, and someone is with it. More info on publication date when I know it!

In the meantime, enjoy as I brutally devour Stephanie.

Zombie Alex